In the new court case out of Louisiana the first ever sexual assault has been allegedly committed by the controversial "EvilRapeAndKillBot" AI buddy created by uhmm probably Elon Musk, our sources say.

The victim, who has requested to remain anonymous, told us in an exclusive interview that he was basically "turned up and truly jostled by that thing." More to come? We don't know.

The other week that guy posted the obamas as monkeys, that was nuts.

Ever since the evil Joe Biden has taken office, Fentanyl dealers have been under attack by the most unlikely group! White Women have been attacking local Fent dealers in swarms as they attempt to "Fuck Dat Trapstar!!!" True Tellers as a whole is fascinated by this discovery and would like to release a global announcement:

WARN YOUR LOCAL FENT HOOKUP!!! HE MAY BE IN DANGER!