SOYIFICATION OF OUR NATION

The first phase is the Soyboy. Once the LEFTERS have you in their grubby little blood covered fingers, they start to contort you. It is much like a parasitic bug, it slowly drains you of your free-will. This bug feeds off the testosterone and muscles in your body slowly rotting your already weak body. You can feel it under your skin, it walks around with free passage through your body. Once it has made you weak and frail, it sucks your individuality from your already disgusting body. And as it grows like a giant leech inside of you, it begins to contort and change you to "THEIR IDEAL HUMAN" so they can TAKE YOU OVER!

The second and most seen phase is "The Consumer." Your body has already been infested with the soyajahoovias breeding and multiplying inside of you. You start to begin to have an odd love with DISGUSTING things like "My Little Pony" and "Funko Pops." They already have you in the palm of their hand watching you like a Jew watches his stocks rise. YOU ARE THEIR OWN PERSONAL MOVIE! You begin to become obsessed with material possessions especially of the kid variety as they've essentially molded you back into their SICK PERVERSE FANTASIES! You are no longer sexually attracted to WOMEN, you are turned to having sexual fantasies about "Sparklesplooge the Pony" and those damn Batman funko pops! There's only one place your seed should be spread and that is with a WOMAN that you intend to MARRY, not in a jar stuffed full of "My Little Pony" figures.
GROSS!

The third and final phase is "The Femboy." This is the end of our human race. They feminoids have multiplied quickly replacing your genetic code turning you into a limp-wristed FAGGOT! You begin to love objects specifically of the penile variety in your ANAL CAVITY, YUCK! The prolonged usage of these objects into your feminized anus cause fecal incontinence. How do you expect to stop the LEFTERS when you can't even control your bowel movements and you have to wear a big ole diaper!? Not only this, but because of the feminization of this male body, men become more attracted to your figure. The blood begins to flow away from the brain and toward the genital region ceasing all brain function turning us all into mindless, brainless COOMOIDS. I can only hope that the people who have not been swayed by the figure of a man who looks like a woman, will fight in the great war coming! They said I was crazy, they said Albert Einstein was crazy too! The Great Cleanse is coming, the ALIENS WILL COME DOWN AND RAIN RIGHTEOUS FURY UPON THE LEFTERS TAKING US ALL TO A SUPERIOR PLANET! AND GUESS WHAT LIBROIDS? I'M TAKIN' A FIRST CLASS TICKET WITH OLE' Donnie Boy to this great new expanse in Space!