GARFIELD JOKE PAGE

What do you call it when a plane Braps into a building?! A September Eleventh!

What would Joe Biden do if he exploded into a bloody mist instantaneously?! He'd die!

Why did Donald Trump hit the orange justice on the debate stage?! Because Biden was losing the build battle!!!

What did President Zelensky do when all his V-Bucks were smuggled out of Ukraine!?! NIGGER

What did my credit score do when Big Chungus sat atop it!?! It went to ZERO.