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BREAKING NEWS! TRUETELLERS OPERATIONS IN DIRE STRAITS AFTER ACCIDENT!
Blumpy Malcolm Munchkin (pictured to the left)
Blumpy Malcolm Munchkin (pictured to the left)
The chief of the newly founded, secretive B.R.A.P Department, Blumpy, has two business degrees from Stanford University. In his sophomore year, Blumpy was accused to sexual assault to which he pled guilty for a reduced sentence. Although, found guilty, Blumpy continued to maintain his innocence. A few months later while he was in prison, the woman who accused him was found dead of 3 self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the back of the head with her admission typed in Times New Roman, double spaced, 12 font, with sources cited, MLA format, 64 pages, stabled neatly, no blood, with an envelope next to it listed "White House Officials" right beside her. He was let out of prison as a brand new man. asap rocky fagorite rapr plz santuh get it babushknbc boy1 zomg!!! gib dbd of vavusghka boy bideo roflcopter pickl srpise!
Blumpy went on to serve as CEO on several companies including but not limited to, "FETUS Industries", "Stapleton's Stinkbait", and "The Great Sex." The only thing he loves more than the True is his family WOOAH! In his first interview as Head of B.R.A.P he said, "I couldn't have asked for more when joining TrueTellers. They let me live out my wildest dreams. I am finally making enough money again to pay for surgery for my nieces. I got twelve of em' and they all got crazy birth defects that led to them having something the doctor called "Cleft Skull" so I'm doing my best."
Attached left is a photo of his eldest niece, Garbage Munchkin (pronounced gar-bahj)
Blumpy also pledged $100 to the Stephen Paddock Memorial Fund saying this in an interview after, "A true hero and I wish there were more men like him. The world would be a much better and safer place. Also, very suspicious means that happened. DNA Cloning needed. I think we could use another Terminator... like the movie? Anyways... I will be back... like Terminator" (The movie?)
He joined up with TrueTellers after being offered a incredibly lucrative contract. He knew that he had only one choice, which was to destroy ALL LEFTERS!
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