The Garfield Diaries

Septeger 22st 2021 New!

I am stiill

May 23st 2021

I shout to the heavens for pain for Seepy Joe and mercy for myself.

May 16th 2021

From the beginning of time... I have hated the sky that rises every morning above our heads and TAUNTS us. I hate it. I truly do hate it to death. Do not let the heart attack your own. Amen brother. 

May 15th 2021

I have been spending the past two days... LOSING MY MIND... over this goddamn new information that the TRUETELLERS staff have just RECEIVED... I can't reveal it quite yet... but this image (to the left) is a picture of old Uncle Joe LIEDEN when he was young. If you can't look at that photo and tell me about how it's an alien organism... you are a certain fool. This is how DUMB these LEFTERS are! How can you not scream in terror at the sight of that GOD. DAMN. CREATURE. Keep your eyes open my fellow Tellaz. 

Sincerely, Patrick Garfield

May 13th 2021

I have not slept in over 32 hours... I can feel my bones shifting within my own form. The pain is never ending and I fear that I have reached the end of my journey... Is this the hellfire I have been destined for? The Lord only knows what is in store for me and I may only pray that I have lived up to Christ's expectation and passed the exam required for entry to the pearly gates...

May 12th 2021

I am... disgusted! I just got back from picking up my sweet baby child from the christian daycare in town and I happened to run into this disgusting individual! He saw me and began quoting lines from some "Sub - Read It" or some goddamn bullshit. I never did like those goddamn websites so it makes a lot of goddamn sense that these filthy beings are hanging out on there. It's basically pornhub for athiests... wow... that is truly disgusting! Holy crap I hate them so much. I ended up pushing this gross kid into the dirt and kicking him in the ribs. That taught him good!

May 12th 2021

Today these goddamn gobbledegucks at the pharmacy wouldn't give me my god given rights to medication prescribed by the one and only Dr. Samper! These alien brained fools are trying to stop me from maintaining my healthy appearance and posture. This can not be accepted. I am going to have to stomp these alien sumbitches out of existence! Facts for sure... Facts for sure... Let it be known hoowah. Let me tell you I also ran into some goddamn lefters at the local Walmart today... Wow I was disgusted... That was the worst encounter I've ever had with an individual during the entire span of my life. Wow... it was disgusting! Truly horrid appearance. The disgusting sunken eyes of these creatures will forever haunt my mind. This is truth. This is fact. Keep it going good True Tellers!

May 11th 2021

These goddang twitter tards will NOT stop. They are relentless. Too bad they didnt account for the things that I have in which that I am relentless as well. I will Destroy them. This is true. This is a fact. I will let this hit and destroy them. My military trianing will prevail. This is the truth. This is a fact. Let that sink in your goddamn skin follicles yeah understand that now. Hear what I say Mr. Twitter. I will beat the everloving fuck out of you. 

May 10th 2021

During my mid-day slumber I was visited by the one and only Donald J Trump inside of my slumbering dreams. This truly was an honor and I would like to give my thanks to the wonderful former president. (Or should I say CURRENT president! On account of the rigged CRAP-lections!) I was greeted by his gracious presence. Wonderfully I have been informed that The Donald supports our website 100% and will continue to send moral support throughout the thoroughsphere. Let me tell you personally Mr. Trump that I will do my best to bring the Blacklist to the further front of our war battles. This is facts. This is true. Let it be known. You can take that home and pin it on your wall. Let it be known.

May 10th 2021

Today I founded this website. I have founded the beginning of a strong life. This life brought me power and the power I have used here. Today marks the beginning of my life of holy beginnings. Today I reflect back on the times of the Lord bringing me happiness. The Lord's power has truly brought me a certain level of prowess. The prowess I use to smite lefters. The lefters will be defeated. Let that be known.