"Xbox One" from "Servin' It Sloppy"
"Xbox One" from "Servin' It Sloppy"
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Today, I ate from a restaurant a couple blocks down from the offices. The restaurant was called "Servin' It Sloppy" and boy... did they serve it sloppy. From the moment I sat down, a nauseating odor permeated my nostrils in the building. Nearly puked horrifically. Puke... I mean VOMIT folks! Make no damn mistake. Across from me and Jamar's seat there was a family sat there. Gross. This family had flies circling their body... not sure if food? or if nasty people? (color)(gross-some)
They brought the appetizers, Jamar ordered fried chicken and I ordered the calamari surprise. Let me tell you! I was in for a surprise. When they brought the plate, a few little homunculus creatures were wiggling around my plate at alarming rates. I gave it to Jamar as just the pure sight of it was APPALLING!!! apaul - freddie dredd
After the appetizers, I ordered my main course. When I looked through the menu, I saw an item named "CWC Special" under the drink menu. It listed Fanta and "SPECIAL INGREDIENT" under the tab. I was very confused... did not order. I ended up getting the Xbox One as I heard my son say a few years ago, "Hey Dad, I want me one of those gamerino systems papi?" and I smacked him real good that day (hard)(skull crack)(big as asscrack). My son Timothy (NOT MCVEIGH TROLLS!). Anyway, I ordered the Xbox One and when it came the look was ok. Stench, car tire. Skin, Factory New Fade. McSkillet, road rash. I enjoyed the taste, tasted like mom used to make. She used to make raccoon paw and roasted pelican beak stew.
Overall Rating: 8/7 I would cut off my cock for another slice.
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