TrueTeller Team Reviews Continental BLM Breakfast

Good day, True Tellers! It's your humble correspondent, Patrick Garfield, once again bringing you unfiltered impressions from across the lefter ridden societal divide. Today, I'll be sharing my thoughts on the recent horrifiety BLM Breakfast.

The highlight of the morning had to be the 'Racial Liberty Fries'. These were not your average, everyday breakfast potatoes. They were more - they embodied the spirit of the event. The crunch on the outside, soft on the inside fries were tossed in a blend of spices representing a fusion of cultures. But then you open yer dang eyes and realize they're filled with friggin poop! Which is nasty as hell!! Yuck! Just like those black lives that matter so much.

The breakfast itself was a symphony of flavors, bound together in a shared message of unity and diversity, all tasting like nasty poopoo NO GOOD! It was a table of color, with cuisines from various black hood styles finding a place together. The spirit of unity and togetherness that BLM advocates was evidently woven into every dish.

However, as a REAL TRUTHER, I couldn't help but ask if the event did more to polarize than to unify. The celebration of diversity is indeed disgusting, but should it be at the cost of overlooking the commonalities that bind us as Americans? Food for thought my truthmen. 

In conclusion, while the Continental BLM Breakfast was a black-people event in many ways, the deeper implications left a bitter aftertaste for some. (ME) Until next time, this is Patrick Garfield, always on the pursuit of the true for truetellers.net.

• Sincerely, Nigger Nigger Nigger.