OFF-GRID SECTOR

LOSESTON SHITSHILL
COMMONLY KNOWN AS 'DUMBSHIT OLD FUCK BALL SACK SKIN', WINSTON CHURCHILL WAS A HIGH RISK INDIVIDUAL WHO CAME TO THE ATTENTION OF OUR TEAM IN THE LATE 1750s (ALTHOUGH THE EXACT DATE AND TIME IS LOST TO THE HISTORY BOOKS) AND WAS SWIFTLY ELIMINATED VIA AN ELABORATE ASSASSINATION THAT REVOLVED AROUND THE CURRENT US PRESIDENT: GEORGE WASHINGTON THE THIRD AND HIS AFFILIATION WITH SMALL-TIME STREET GANGS IN THE BRONX. IN THE END OF HIS LIFE CHURCHILL COULD ONLY MUSTER THE STRENGTH TO SPURT OUT TWO WORDS: "HATE NIGGERS" BEFORE HIS TOOK A LONG DRAG FROM A BLUNT AND PASSED AWAY. THIS SERVES AS EVIDENCE TO LINK HIM TO THE FLR ALONG WITH KKK AFFILIATIONS SPANNING THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE. 

THOMAS 'BIG RIFLE BULLPUP'  BASTOFFIN
THIS MAJOR FELON WAS REVEALED TO THE PUBLIC EYE JUST DAYS AFTER THE 9/11 TERRORIST ATTACKS (COORDINATED BY GEORGE 'DUBS4DAYS' BUSH(KINDA LIKE PUBES)) AND WAS SWIFTLY ASSASSINATED BY AN UNKNOWN CONSPIRATOR. IT HAS BEEN THEORIZED THAT THE KILLING WAS ORGANIZED BY THE RUSSIAN UNDERMOB BUT THIS IS MERELY SPECULATION. BASTOFFIN HAS BEEN LISTED HERE BECAUSE OF HIS VARIOUS DEALINGS WITH THE FLR AND SIMILAR ORGANIZATIONS AND IS CONSIDERED A MID-LEVEL INFORMANT FOR THE LEFTERS. IT IS BELIEVED HIS KILL COUNT IS IN THE THOUSANDS. 

ALZECHOVICH VON GYAZOVICH
GYAZOVICH IS A RUSSIAN OPERATIVE BELIEVED TO BE INVOLVED IN THE 2020 ELECTION FRAUD THAT PLAGUED THE UNITED STATES. HOWEVER THE POSSIBILITY OF DOUBLE AGENTRY HAS BEEN DISCUSSED AND DEEMED A VALID TURN OF EVENTS UNDER SECTION SEVENTEEN OF THE VALTOR ESKABOM PROTOCALL. (CALLING BIDEN BEEP BEEP) GYAZOVICH IS ALSO INVOLVED IN A COMPLEX AND HIGHLY PEDOPHILIC TAX SCAM OWNED AND OPERATED BY THE ONE AND ONLY EVIL JOE BIDEN. (HE EATS KIDS AND RAPES THEM SO THATS THE PEDOPHILIC PART) GYAZOVICH BEGAN HIS TAX SCAMS IN EARLY 2004 AND HASN'T CEASED OPERATION SINCE.

VIKTOR GUNGOCHEV
RUSSIAN OFFICIAL, DIRECTOR OF FOOD DISTRIBUTION AMONG RUSSIAN ZONES A, B, AND G. THREAT LEVEL LOW HOWEVER DESCRIBED AS "GOOD AT HIDING HOW HORRIBLE AND AWFUL HE IS" AND IS BELIEVED TO POSSIBLY BE VERY DANGEROUS ACTUALLY. SECRETLY WE STAND OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE, BUT DON'T TELL HIM THAT. AN ASSASSINATION IS IMMINENT AND SHOULD BE EXPECTED IN THE NEXT FOUR TO FIVE DAYS. EXPECT RESULTS, WE ARE THE TRUE TELLERS. 

STEVEN 'SNIFFER' SCHNOZWITZ
A DEEPLY SEEDED ITALIAN MOB MEMBER THAT HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN A LONG AND COMPLEX SCHEME TO TAKE OVER THE NEW YORK SUBWAY SYSTEM (VIA POLICY CHANGE AND VIOLENT OUTRAGE) ALONGSIDE THE OCTAVOLAIS DISTRICT OF SUBSETSTRATE NEVERTON. SCHNOZWITZ HAS PROVEN HARD TO TRACK AND HAS BECOME AN ISSUE FOR THE TRUETELLERS TEAM BECAUSE OF HIS EVASIVENESS. 13 YEARS OF SCHEMING HAS PLACED SCHNOZWITZ AT THE PLACE OF POWER IN THE NEW YORK ITALMAFIA. 

HEMP 'CHASINUINDARK' BUBBOWSKI
FOR MUCH OF THE TIME THAT BUBBOWSKI WAS KNOWN TO THE TRUETELLERS TEAM THERE WAS LITTLE INFORMATION AVAILABLE ABOUT THE THREATS POSED, HOWEVER IT BROUGHT IRE FROM THE LOCAL MILITIA WHEN GUNS BEGAN SHOWING UP OUTSIDE HEMP'S LOS SACREMENTO HOME. AFTER IT WAS REVEALED TO BE A MASSIVE PEDOPHILE RING SPEARHEADED BY BUBBOWSKI, ALL RESOURCES WERE DIVERTED TO ELIMINATING THE THREAT AND IN OCTOBER OF 2006 BUBBOWSKI WAS SHOT AND KILLED IN AN ASSASSINATION THAT TOOK PLACE IN TIMES SQUARE.