JOSEPH "ROBINBLACKS" BIDEN
COMMONLY KNOWN AS "SLEEPY JOE" AND "DUMB OLD FAG" AND IS CURRENTLY THE MOST DANGEROUS INDIVIDUAL WHEN IT COMES TO THE SANCITITY OF THE TRUTH. JOE HAS CHEATED, LIED, MURDERED, AND RAPED HIS WAY TO THE PRESIDENTIAL POSITION IN WHICH HE CURRENTLY FINDS HIMSELF APPOINTED. THIS OLD GOOBER HAS BROUGHT AN UNRELENTING HELLISH ONSLAUGHT UPON THE TRUMP EMPIRE THAT VALIANTLY LEAD THIS COUNTRY ON ITS RETURN TO GREATNESS. HE IS BELIEVED TO BE THE HEAD LEADER AND FOUNDER OF THE FLR AND IS CONSIDRED A HIGH THREAT AND SHOULD BE DEALT WITH TO PREVENT FURTHER COLLUSION WITH THE KLOMBORG EMPIRE AND THE HORRID EMPEROR ZORG. 

CHRISTOPHER "CHARLIEBITMYFINGER" CUOMO
CHRIS CUOMO, AKA MIND MELTER XR IS A HIGHLY DANGEROUS POSSIBLY NON-HUMANOID ORGANISM THAT USES SOME KIND OF MIND ALTERING WEAPON TO PHYSICALLY MELT THE BRAIN MATTER OF ANYONE WHO WATCHES HIS TELEVISION PROGRAM HOSTED ON CNN. TRUETELLERS HAS BEEN ENTIRELY UNSUCCESSFUL IN OUR EFFORTS TO GATHER CONCLUSIVE INFORMATION REGARDING THE CONTENT OF HIS PROGRAM. IT IS BELIEVED THAT THE MIND WEAPONRY IS A DETERANT AIMED AT THE TRUE AMERICANS OF THE NATION. THIS ORGANISM IS BELIEVED TO SUSTAIN ITS BODY BY FEASTING ON THE BLOOD AND SUBSEQUENT ORGANS OF YOUNG WHITE CHILDREN WHILE REFRAINING FROM CHILDREN OF COLOR. IT IS SUSPECTED THIS IS A RACIST PREFERENCE. COMBAT SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS WHEN ENCOUNTER INVOLVES LESS THAN TWENTY TRUETELLERS COMBATANTS DUE TO THE SHEER POWER OF THIS DEVIL.

TUCKER "SKINWALKER" CARLSON
THIS CREATURE THAT CURRENTLY IS HOSTING THE FOX TELEVISION PROGRAM IS A BEING THAT WAS BELIEVED TO BE A MYTH ORIGINATING FROM NAVAJO TRIBES AND CULTURE. HOWEVER IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY OUR RECON TEAM TO BE A REAL INSTANCE OF A SKINWALKER. UNDER THE SURFACE FLESH OF THIS BEING YOU WILL FIND A DEMONIC ORGANISM THAT RIVALS THE ELDRITCH HORRORS OF YORE. THIS CREATURE SHOULD NOT BE ENGAGED IN THE ABSENCE OF PROPER WEAPONRY AND TRAINING. THE "TUCKERWALKER" AS OUR MILITIA MEMBERS HAVE REFERRED TO IT HAS BEEN OBSERVED TO TEAR THROUGH HUMAN FLESH AS IF IT WERE BUTTER. AGAIN, DO NOT ENGAGE WITHOUT PROPER PREPARATION. THE REAL CARLSON IS BELIEVED TO BE HELD CAPTIVE BY THE FLR BUT IS CURRENTLY MIA AS DEFINED BY THE TRUETELLERS FACULTY. 

NANCY "FLESH BAG" PELOSI
NANCY PELOSI, AKA "WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S BUT REAL" IS AN INDIVIDUAL WHO HAS BEEN DEALT WITH BY MEANS OF LETTING THE CLOCK RUN OUT. TRUETELLERS WAS PLANNING A SOLUTION TO THE "PELOSI PROBLEM" FOR A FEW MONTHS BUT WE CEASED ALL PREPARATIONS AFTER RECEIVING INSIDER INFORMATION THAT CONFIRMS THAT SHE HAS BEEN DEAD FOR MONTHS. THE LEFTERS ARE MERELY PRETENDING THAT SHE IS ALIVE AND USING THIN WIRES (WHICH ARE INVISIBLE TO CAMERAS) TO MANUEVER HER CORPSE AROUND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH SHE IS STILL ALIVE. 

BLACK "AIR STRIKE" OBOMBA
BLACK OBOBO IS A FORMER FLR OPERATIVE WHO MANAGED TO INFILITRATE THE HIGH AUTHORITY THAT RUNS THIS COUNTRY USING HIS BLACK POWERS AND CAUSING MANY TRUE TELLERS TO "CHECK THEIR PRIVILEGE." (GET SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD) AFTER A LONG AND DIFFICULT STRUGGLE INVOLVING A LOT OF TRUE TELLING WE HAVE MANAGED TO PUT OBUBA OUT OF COMMISION. WE CANNOT ELABORATE ON THE EXACT DETAILS BUT WHAT WE CAN DISCLOSE IS THAT HE IS IN A LOT OF TINY PIECES AND VERY COLD. 

SARAH "POLEJUMP" PALIN
THIS VILE WOMAN IS BELIEVED TO BE ACTIVELY PROWLING THE ALASKAN-CANADIAN BORDER WITH A LARGE POINTY STICK. WHILE WE HAVE OUR DOUBTS ABOUT THE STRENGTH OF HER DETERIORATING SKELETON, WE CANNOT RULE OUT THE POSSIBILITY OF A MENOPAUSE INDUCED RAGE WHICH HAS PREVIOUSLY CAUSED IMMEASURABLE LOSES WHEN BRUSHED OFF.