Rogue Goblin Tribe Discovered Inside the Whitehouse

A frightening discovery was made on the morning of March 3rd 2022 when "President" Joe Biden made several twitter posts that caught the attention of the True Tellers' team. Joe Biden posted a total of three tweets that morning, all of which brought me (Patty Garf) extreme anxiety. 

The first tweet went live at 0842 and read, "Green men... They keep attacking our nation!" When my eyes laid upon this tweet on my mobile display... I truly believed that Mr. Widen (Biden) had turned to the side of ANTISEMITISM!!! However, I was mistaken as I believed that these "Green men" that the old man spoke of was the Jewish race when in reality things were much worse. The tweet received several confused replies from various random users, most of which coming to the same conclusion that I had, being that Joe was a jew hating extraordinaire. What came next only brought more confusion to the public. 

The second tweet was posted at 0913 and was retweeted by several members of the Senate before it's deletion. The tweet read, "The smell is awful! :( I can't stand these tiny little creatures!" Once again, Joe received many confused replies from the many pedophile twitter users. (All of them are) This secondary tweet is what caught the attention of our team, as we immediately suspected something nefarious was afoot. 

The third and final tweet came at 0928 and contained nothing but an image. Sadly, said image has been lost due to the tweet's immediate deletion. However, we have received hundreds of eye witness accounts that have given us confidence that we know what happened. The image, according to reports, was a selfie taken by Biden. His expression was of true horror and we can truly understand why and even sympathize with the senile "President." This is because of what could be seen behind the terrified man, a small green goblin that wore nothing but a loincloth.

The Biden regime has yet to respond to our numerous attempts at setting up an interview and has declined to comment when asked at a recent press conference. We don't know much, but we suspect that a small tribe of rogue goblins have invaded and infested the Whitehouse. Obviously, this is very alarming to every U.S. citizen and it should be seen as a breach of our democracy at the highest level. True Tellers has now called for the "President" to resign, effective immediately; we also request that the Whitehouse be subjected to a thorough extermination procedure in order to eradicate the creatures and ensure the integrity of our government. 

This has been Patrick Garfield, Founder of TrueTellers.net, The True Is Out There!