Biden Administration found to be in the midst of a plan to promote 'Bored Ape' NFT's to American Citizens
Biden Administration found to be in the midst of a plan to promote 'Bored Ape' NFT's to American Citizens
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BREAKING NEWS! TRUETELLERS OPERATIONS IN DIRE STRAITS AFTER ACCIDENT!
written by Elizabeth Pear November 7th 2021
pictured above, Joe Biden.
one of the only surviving screenshots of the original tweet
The world is disgusted and disappointed after a recent information leak revealed that the Biden Administration has been investing time and money into a campaign to brain wash the American public. An anonymous whistleblower posted a 60 terabyte torrent file on Twitter last Friday. It quickly climbed to the top of trending and spawned the hashtag #apegate2021 which also soared to the height of the trending page. It was swiftly taken down by Twitter after Joe Biden is believed to have bribed the Twitter administration team.
The file leaked contains an unfathomable amount of information relating to the devious plot. Much of the information is extremely detailed about things such as time logs of each staff's bowel movements. Our team has yet to even break the surface of this massive information dump, but so far we've verified that Joe Biden ordered the campaign through a confidential executive order which was processed and put into effect on February 17th, 2021.
Many members of Biden's cabinet have been spotted fleeing the country on hastily crafted canoes from the beaches of Los Angeles. Biden's personal chef, Steve Gamping, told reporters this Sunday that "This was never supposed to (have) been publicized." and was spotted constructing his own canoe swiftly after speaking to the press.
Interestingly, this is not the first time that Gamping has made vague and foreboding statements to the press. In an interview from January 9th he stated, "No. Our administration has never, and will never be involved with the affairs of cryptocurrency entrepreneurs." It's important to note that this statement was unprompted, and caught the Fox interviewer off guard.
Later requests for a follow-up interview were declined by Gamping. At the time, many theorized that Gamping had suffered from a nervous breakdown and had disclosed classified information unknowingly.
This image (provided by a confidential informant) was taken outside a secret government facility that is believed to be the base of operations for the operation.
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