BREAKING NEWS: At a charity luncheon for Donald Trump, a wealthy donor was fed an exuberant amount of food and disaster struck. When the wealthy businessman consumed one final biscuit to cleanse his palate, his body inflated much like a balloon and his body began to expand rapidly. Before long, his chest exploded and all that he had consumed was spread across the room. Medics were unable to revive the man and he passed away on scene. More details coming soon.

President of TrueTellers Patrick Garfield had this to say: "I hate fat people, they're fucking disgusting and honestly I think we gotta start getting rid of 'em. I say good riddance, another one down. Six million to go!"

The TrueTellers team sends it's condolences to Harold Creosote and his family. A supporter of Trump is a member of our family.