BREAKING NEWS! TRUETELLERS OPERATIONS IN DIRE STRAITS AFTER ACCIDENT!
The Lefters have struck our prismarine estate once again, lashing out at our almighty Donald Don Dirtnap with VISCIOUS abandon!!! Forty-two LATINX individuals lunged at the MAGA WARLOCK this Monday, swinging viscious sabers and attempting to swashbuckle the orange knight like it was TREASURE ISLAND!!! Luckily for MR. DON TRUMPIAN was conceal-carrying his trusty SEAL SKULL CLUB that he had used thousands of times over to pancake the skulls and brains of small little baby seals. Using this legendary tool, Donny smooshed those Meheekans like goombas in Supa Mareeoh Sixty-Four.
However, to the dismay of all MAGA Soldiers around the globe, The LEFTER Media has been slandering the warlock's actions as some kind of RACIST ACTION against these Mexicos! However, it was merely a self defense action... nothing more and nothing less or more or less. But I digress... <3 LEFTERS BEGONE!
EGG DAY EASTER, NINE ELEVEN, JOE BIDEN, NINE ELEVEN, FRIDAY, ISLAM, WE HERE AT TRUETELLERS ARE RACIST!!!!